I TOLD you this wasn't an April Fool's joke!
The winner has a confirmation email sitting in his or her inbox (I didn't get the name, just the email address and location - Asia). Here's hoping shipping and tariffs are less than the cost of the unit in that part of the world!
I applied the technique of cinema verishaké to this announcement (I couldn't figure out how to add the accent in FCP X), which is another way of saying I was too tired to set up anything but an iPhone.
The flu will do that to you.
Anyway, CONGRATS to the winner! CHECK YOUR INBOX IMMEDIATELY AND GET BACK TO ME WITH SHIPPING DEETS!